Oh Biff Tannen...what a bully you are. Let me count the ways...
Biff Tannen practically invented bullying. Had all these anti-bullying programs existed in 1955, Biff Tannen would have taken Hill Valley High School's anti-bullying program and given it a wedgie and then dunked its head in the toilet. In fact, now that I think about it...
Biff Tannen decides whether or not your school's anti-bullying program is allowed in the diner...
Biff Tannen will attempt to run down your school's anti-bullying program with his car. He doesn't give a SHIT about charges for vehicular homicide...
Biff Tannen will take your anti-bullying program's kickball and throw it on the roof of someone's house...just for shits and gigs...
Biff Tannen will attempt to rape your anti-bullying program's date on the night of the prom...
Biff Tannen's flunkies - Match, Skinhead, and 3D - will lock your anti-bullying program in the trunk of a reefer addict's car while said rape occurs...
Biff Tannen wants to know what your anti-bullying program is looking at...BUTTHEAD!
Biff Tannen will straight up murder your anti-bullying program just so he can marry its wife and force her to get breast implants...
Biff Tannen wants your anti-bullying program to make like a tree...and get the hell out of here!
The only hope your anti-bullying program has if its got some manure handy. Biff Tannen HATES manure.
Superman hates kryptonite.
Indiana Jones hates snakes.
Biff Tannen hates manure.
Respect to the greatest bully in cinematic history. All hail BIFF TANNEN!
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