Monday, February 10, 2014

Mac and Me = The Greatest Movie Ever Made

It's official.

Mac and Me is now the greatest movie ever made by Man.

At the beginning of February, Mac and Me became the most-viewed film on Captain 69's Retro Movie Review, clocking in at over 3100 views and finally surpassing long-time view leader, The Princess Bride. It seemed unlikely that a movie starring both Kevin Arnold from The Wonder Years and Andre the Giant would ever be surpassed, but their mighty reign at the top finally came to an end at the hands of a kid in a wheelchair and a shitty-looking puppet starring in what is essentially an hour-and-a-half commercial for McDonalds and Coke.

For those of you not familiar with Mac and Me, I can sum up the movie's greatness in two scenes.

The first is a scene where the writer, director, and everyone else involved thought it would be a good idea to have a kid in a wheelchair fall off a cliff and fall into a lake...and they were RIGHT! Check it out!


The other scene is the infamous dance scene that occurs in the middle of the movie where a random choreographed dance breaks out in the middle of a McDonalds. The best part is that only white people are allowed to dance inside. The blacks have to dance OUTSIDE the restaurant. Watch and try not to dance along!




In conclusion, Mac and Me > every other movie ever made.

Thank you.

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