OH...MY...GOD!!!If aliens ever visit Planet Earth and ask for a definition of the term "fucked up," I would simply pop in a DVD of Dead Alive...and there it is.
To think that this movie was made by the same director as the man who made the greatest trilogy of all-time is simply mind-boggling. Wow. Yes, I love the Evil Dead series and Re-Animator has its moments, but Dead Alive, even though it's another zombie/horror/comedy movie, is in a class of its own. This is scientifically proven to be the most gruesome move OF ALL TIME!
Here's the classic Tolkien-esque story: When the mother of a mama's boy is bitten by a RAT MONKEY and turned into a zombie, the mama's boy must hide her in the basement and take care of her even after she starts eating people's dogs and turning people into zombies.
This is one of those movies where you see something and you think, "There's no way they can top that," and five seconds later there's something even more disgusting and disturbing and completely over-the-top.
There's rat monkey head-squishing, puss eating, zombie fucking, dog eating, head blendering, hedge clipper decapitations, priest karate, baby zombie birth, a lawn-mower zombie-slicing finale that will never be topped, and a reverse birth...and that's about an 1/8 of the sickness. Writing about it is, truthfully, a waste of time. You must watch it to understand...but not during dinner.
Why It's Awesome: The documented bloodiest movie of all time...need I say more.
Best Quote:
"I can't watch this anymore." (my wife watching the movie while we attempted to eat)
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