Wild Things (1998)

Add this one to your Boner Jams collection.

I was 15 when this movie came out...15. Tell me this isn't a must-have in any horny teenager's movie collection.

For those of you unfamiliar with this movie, it is LEGENDARY for containing one of, if not the best, three-way sex scene of all time between the guy from "There's Something About Mary" (Matt Dillon), Neve Campbell (Of "Scream" fame), and Denise "Goddamn" Richards. The rest of the movie is trivial. That one scene makes the entire film. I'm not sure I even watched the rest of the movie past that scene until I graduated from college.

Now that I'm more mature and far less horny (for the most part), I have watched the entire film and the storyline is overly complex with more curves than Denise Richard's naked body. At first it seems like a vengeful high school bitch (Richards) is wrongfully accusing her guidance counselor (Dillon) of rape and using a Glades low-life (Campbell) to put him behind bars.

BUT THEN you find out that the counselor and the girls are in on it together and they're using the trial and the following lawsuit to cheat the rich bitch's mother out of millions of dollars...

BUT THEN the rich bitch and counselor kill off the Glades low-life so they don't have to share the money with her...

BUT THEN a cop (Kevin Bacon) investigating the whole thing kills the rich bitch during an apparent scuffle...

BUT THEN it turns out the cop and the counselor have been in on it together from the start...

BUT THEN it turns out the Glades low-life isn't dead and is actually a super genius who formed this overly elaborate scheme to get back at the cop for killing a friend of hers and her counselor for not being there for her when she was locked up and that bitch kills EVERYONE!

...except Bill Murray.

I told you it's complicated. You're best off just skipping ahead to the three-way and watching a less complicated movie afterwards.

Why It's Awesome: Three-Way with Denise Richards...need I say more?
Best Line:
Detective Duquette: What is a sex crime?
Jimmy: Not getting any!